Let alone win, United will be lucky to go home with one point
Crouch heads straight into the hands of De Gea
A weak header but a great cross from the right flank
So far it's been Stoke all over
Stoke could have scored in a goalmouth melee
Danny Welbeck's weak shot denies United the equaliser
United 0 Stoke 1 after 22 minutes
The Stoke defence is as intact as ever in the face of an attacking United forwardline
Walters takes a good shot but is denied by de Gea
United leading the possession at 57
Makes up for the own goal
Fantastic cross from Van Persie on the left, Rooney jumps to perfection
United 1 Stoke 1 after 27 minutes
Kightly gets a yellow card for elbowing Rafael
Rather poked into Rafael's ribs
Meanwhile, Liverpool have also taken the lead against Reading
We'll get back to that Liverpool goal in a while
United are back to their fluent best
Welbeck misses another chance
Persie finds Rooney in the box; Rooney finds Welbeck and Welbeck bungles it
That was great stuff by van Persie
It was Raheem Sterling who put Liverpool ahead against Reading
City vs West Brom is still 0-0
So is Fulham vs Aston Villa
So is West Ham vs Southampton
Swansea vs Wigan is also 0-0
Danny Welbeck's scorching shot from an acute angle is tipped over the bar by the Stoke goalie
Valencia provides the cross from the right; Van Persie taps it in
United 2 Stoke 1 after 44 minutes
The first half is over. It's United 2 Stoke 1
Just four goals across six matches after half-time
It Danny Welbeck this time
Mark Noble also puts West Ham ahead against Southamption